Goth

From PhillipRhoadesWiki

People keep calling me this and when I say that I'm not, they use that as proof that I am. . .

I do wear a lot of black, but it really is because it looks good on me.

I also listen to Avril Lavigne from time to time, which I'm sure is less than Goth. . .

So You Want To Be A Goth. . .

(This shit is hilarious)